Tuesday, 25 September 2012

Two Welsh Girls in a Pub

I was in a pub the other night. Had a few brews when I noticed two rather large women by the bar.

They both had strong accents so I asked: “Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland?”

One of them chirped: “It’s WALES, you friggin’ idiot!”

So, I immediately apologized and said: “Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?”

That’s when my lights went out…