Friday, 22 July 2011

The Fly Joke

Deși, așa cum unii dintre voi știu, nickname-ul meu n-are de fapt nicio legătură cu muștele, hai să vă zic un banc cu final porno care pleacă de la o muscă.

There was a fly flying six inches over the lake.

At the same time there was a fish in the water that was gonna jump up and eat the fly when it came over.

At the same time there's a bear thinking that when the fish goes for the fly he's gonna grab the fish and eat it.

At the same time there was a hunter that's gonna drop his sandwich and shoot the bear when it goes for the fish.

But at the same time there's a mouse that's gonna take the hunter's sandwich when the hunter goes to shoot the bear.

And there's a cat who at the same time is thinking she's gonna run over and eat the mouse when it goes for the sandwich.

So this all happens at the same time and the cat ends up falling into the lake.

So what's the moral of this story?

"When the fly goes down six inches the pussy always gets wet".

Nota redacției (adică a Fly-ului): fly înseamnă și fermoar.